Poseidon (2006)

Weak re-make of the great 1972 film The Poseidon Adventure. This film is hardly worth talking about, an unnecessary and unimaginative, occasionally ridicules re-rending of its iconic predecessor. The characters are not that same as in the original film, but they are stock, and worst of all I didn't care about them. The special effects are largely CG, and not top of the line CG at that. I'm sorry but the film can't work with fake water and a fake ship, its the physicality of the original that lent it such verisimilitude. Anyway don't wast your time. *1/2